what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
imagine how the parents of famous ppl must feel like “dam im sure glad we boned that night”
when you realize that one day youre going to be the Lesbian Aunt